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Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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