is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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