I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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