Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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