You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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