i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Sponge bath it is.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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