Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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