I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she peed on how many people?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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