Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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