he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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