I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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