I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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