I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she peed on how many people?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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