im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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