Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if only i could text you this smell
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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