hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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