Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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