People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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