school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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