this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
COCAINE IS GR8
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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