I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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