Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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