Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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