I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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