I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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