I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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