why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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