i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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