He uses pillows to masturbate.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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My ass is underappreciated
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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