She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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