Ambien. No doubt about it.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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