Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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