WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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