So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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