i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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