dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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