Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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