I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
