Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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