Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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