it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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