so explain again why im purple
no
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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