Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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