we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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