She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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