i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Nicole vs. Life
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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