just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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