He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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