it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Someone came in the potted fern
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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