Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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