My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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