After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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