plz talk dirty to me
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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