I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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