I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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