the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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